Celebrity Bathroom Stories
Yes, even celebrities have to go to the toilet now and then, and proof of that is the fact that there are tons of famous stories about their wacky antics when they're in there. Well, two famous stories. And they're totally apocryphal.
But still, they're utterly hilarious and treasured by millions (of gay people). So get off the pot and decide which is your favorite of the two:
*Carol Channing was allegedly overheard to announce in a bathroom stall, "Corn? When did I eat corn?"
*Tallulah Bankhead supposedly was sitting in a stall when she noticed she'd ran out of toilet paper, so she craned her head down and murmured to the person in the next booth, "Do you happen to have change of a $20?"
I'm not shitting you!
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