Cocky Doody Is Sizzling Hot At The Movies
Yes, the latest trend in film magic happens to be crap!
It's really the shit!
Here are some examples:
*The Change-Up starts with Jason Bateman changing a baby's diapers, only to have the baby shoot a big stream of caca right into Jason's mouth! Watch out, Divine!
*The Help [SPOILER ALERT] centers on a "shit pie" made by a righteously vindictive maid getting back at a white racist. Watch out, Paula Deen!
*Bridesmaids has the instant classic scene in which the title characters all suffer explosive diarrhea during a particularly shitty fitting session. "I do," indeed.
*And Sarah's Key has a poignant scene in which captive Jews have to relieve themselves on the floor.
What next -- Fellini's Defecate and a Half?
Oh, well. Shit happens.
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