Cringe-Worthy Lyrics From Broadway Shows

Cringe-Worthy Lyrics From Broadway Shows

Here are some of the most crazy-making clunkers, as reported by the commenters on broadwayworld.com, who've seen everything:

"All these things you saw in your pajamas/ Are a long-range forecast for your farmers"

--Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

"If you don't sit still You'll have the face of Edith Sitwell"

--Aspects of Love

"There's one life and there's no return and no deposit One life, so it's time to open up your closet"

--La Cage aux Folles

"To kill outside St. Paul's Requires a lot of balls"

--Jekyll & Hyde

"Hey love eyes You in those levis! Your lipstick's wet and waiting for my smear Hey love eyes Come here!"

--Whoop-Up

"It's my night, Sammy, all mine, Sammy And you can't give it your well-known whammy"

--Woman of the Year

"You're far too keen on where and how, but not so hot on why."

--Jesus singing to God in Jesus Christ Superstar

"Garlic! Garlic! The secret to staying yong Garlic! Garlic! It's why we're so well-hung"

--Dance of The Vampires

Wait a minute. I actually sort of like that one! Is something wrong with me?


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