Daily Flog: Lennon killer gets laid regularly and Edwards doesn't, Russia rips Georgia, China rips U.S., Con Ed rips us off
Running down the press:
Daily News: 'Lennon killer gets wife time in Attica'
Best lede of the day on the most fascinating sex story of the day:
The Daily News also has the most laughable sex story of the day (see below for a rundown of Mike Lupica).
Daily News: '7 train riders dodge bullet from gun toss'
The Daily News also has the scariest story of the day:
Always wait for the Times's usually stilted official obits. This one, however, is relatively loose, mentioning Hayes's "lascivious bass-baritone" and his sojourn in South Park that was cut short by the singer's Scientology obsession.
Kudos to the Times for running a photo of Chef with Stan and Kyle. But where's Cartman?
Post: Page Six's Sightings.
A riveting tidbit:
But where's "Russians packing heat in Georgian hot spot"?
The Russians bombed Tbilisi, so why not say "bomb Georgia capital"?
But peace is on the way: The Bush administration says it will seek a U.N. resolution condemning Russia's actions. Here's George W. Bush over the weekend:
No doubt the world will take seriously this condemnation by Bush of unjustified invasions.
Thankfully, an unpretentious story about the Edwards scandal. Dan Mangan's lede:
Daily News: 'Touchy-feely Rielle trashes Elizabeth'
More sifting through Newsweek's breathlessly headlined weekend scoop of glitter litter ('What Rielle Hunter Told Me').
Not just hypocrisy but sleazy hypocrisy — the worst kind, apparently.
This tsk-tskiest piece is sports columnist Mike Lupica's hysterical rant about pols screwing other women.
Surprised that Lupica didn't rag on Woody-Allen-like Grover Cleveland, who entered the White House as a bachelor and then entered the daughter of his good friend Oscar Folsom — a girl whose upbringing he had supervised — and wound up marrying her in the White House. It was the best sex-related event in the White House until Marilyn Monroe's sleepovers with JFK.
Cleveland even admitted fathering an illegitimate child — astonishingly, the brief bio of Cleveland on the site of his birthplace museum in Caldwell, New Jersey, freely admits it, saying in its entirety:
Edwards, like fellow wick-dippers Pier Paolo Pasolini and Bill Clinton, has never been much of a hidebound moralist about other people's sex lives, at least not compared with sex hypocrites such as David Vitter, Larry Craig, Roy Cohn, Billy James Hargis, Ted Haggard, Jim Bakker, J. Edgar Hoover . . . too many images of pols' genitals, so I'm stopping now.
Lupica excoriated Edwards for mentioning that his screwing around with Rielle happened during his wife's cancer fight. But read the BBC's Saturday story, which includes this from Elizabeth Edwards:
Making fun of a pol who does this is appropriate behavior. But at least Edwards, unlike Larry Craig, Eliot Spitzer, and many other pols caught in sex scandals, didn't make his wife sit beside him as he answered questions on TV.
Post: 'Lesbo Lap Dance'
At last look, the Post's sixth most popular story — the kind men like.
Wall Street Journal: 'Mortgage-Market Trouble Reaches Big Credit Unions'
An unpopular story of the kind that nobody will like and which is extremely important to your present and future:
No, not the Olympics, but the clever hed on Matthew Yeomans's roundup of business news. His lede is even better:
Daily News: 'UPPER EAST $IDE IS TOPS FOR ALL POLS'
Ooh! Breaking news lede this morning by Daphne Retter:
I wrote the same thing four years ago in "The Best Votes Money Can Buy," in which I analyzed the top 50 ZIP codes and noted:
Give it to Retter, even though her real news doesn't start until the fourth graf:
Predictable hed on Bill Sanderson's important, though unsurprising, story:
Get pissed about this, not about Edwards.
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