Dancing with the Stars, Why Has Eye Forsaken Thee?
It took all the publicity surrounding last night's final dance-off between NFL Hall of Famer Emmitt Smith and A. C. Slater to make Eye finally watch Dancing with the Stars. Eye used to wonder what America saw in this show. She wonders no longer.
Look at these dances:
Eye's prediction: Emmitt, although Eye does love how Slater's song was "It Takes Two." It takes two, right. No, chump, it takes you cheating on the Dorito Girl.
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