Darn Sarah Palin To Heck
I'm sorry, but I don't trust someone who smiles all the time, even when they're saying cutting things. I don't trust someone who uses words like "heck," "darn," and "doggone it" to show how genteel they are. I don't trust someone who says "nucular" instead of "nuclear." (Why can't Republicans pronounce that word?) I don't trust someone who says "Can I call you Joe?" then calls you "Senator Biden" for 90 gosh darn minutes. I don't trust someone who says she's a mom when in actuality she's also a grandmother. (And yes, the unborn child is already a living being and has been for quite some time, according to Palin's principles.) But mainly, I don't trust someone who has pre-rehearsed answers and gives them even if they don't fit the questions!
Oh fuck it. Her reward will be in hell.
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