Do You Like Ryan Reynolds' Body?
I usually don't pick apart celebrities' looks, unless it's a choice -- and Ryan Reynolds' body is definitely a choice.
(Besides, he flaunts it every chance he gets -- as well he should.)
And I have to say that while the Green Lantern star would never get thrown out of my bed -- or rest stop -- something about him is a little too worked out and gridlike and trellisy.
Every time I see him I want to either run miniature scooter cars on his abs or suddenly order an entrée of baby-back ribs.
I don't want to see that much development, except in underprivileged Third World nations.
Anyone think I'm crazy?
Not in general -- I mean just for this one opinion.
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