"Don't Sneeze on My Donut and Call it Frosting!"
That delicious saying is plucked from Mad Men star Bryan Batt's new book about his colorful New Orleans childhood, and it's instantly replaced "Don't write checks that your ass can't cash" as my favorite admonition.
Got any other folksy sayings to share with the other kids?
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