Dumped via Facebook? Probably. Hooked up by stimulus bill? Maybe.
This'll break you up: Revisiting the January 2007 Facebook parody from USC, directed by Mu Sun
While you're waiting for the stimulus bill to hook you back up:
It's not you, it's my social-networking. Further confirmation in this morning's Daily News of something that thousands of you already know: Facebook's great for dumping a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse. Catey Hill notes:
Note the generation gap. If dumping via the net had been so popular with people over 21 back in 2004, maybe the electorate would have broken up with George W. Bush. One major problem: Facebook didn't even exist in 2004.
Need a car? Go to Dubai. From "Laid-Off Foreigners Flee as Dubai Spirals Down," in the Times:
Duh. Here's something that our government just can't admit. From the Wall Street Journal's "Latin American Panel Calls U.S. Drug War a Failure":
NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
Seeking Alpha: 'Another Round of Farcical Congressional Hearings'
Wall Street Journal: 'Hints of Stability in Financial System'
N.Y. Daily News: 'A-Rod mess gets Selig pumped up'
Seeking Alpha: 'What About Federal Gift Cards?'
Wall Street Journal: 'Homebuyers Go Green to Cut Bills'
Jewish Daily Forward: 'Israeli Uncertainty Buys Obama Time'
Wall Street Journal: 'Pakistan Admits Links to Mumbai Attacks'
Jewish Daily Forward: 'For Bashir Filmmaker Ari Folman, an Animated Catharsis'
Wall Street Journal: 'Sirius XM Seeks White Knight'
Seeking Alpha: 'Glimmers of Hope Amid Market Doom and Gloom'
N.Y. Post: 'GANDHI GLASSES GO UNDER GAVEL'
N.Y. Daily News: 'Mayor puts city unions on notice'
Wall Street Journal: 'Flood of Foreclosures Slows'
Seeking Alpha: 'Four Myths About the Obama-Geithner Plan'
N.Y. Daily News: 'How you can get financing for a car'
N.Y. Times: 'Pakistan Announces Arrests for Mumbai Attacks'
Wall Street Journal: 'China Won't Bid for AIG Unit'
N.Y. Daily News: 'It's Gilly & Mike and nary a gun fight in sight'
Wall Street Journal: 'Economy to Receive Less Support in Short Term'
Wall Street Journal: 'More Tech Start-Ups Call It Quits'
N.Y. Post: 'QNS. KID IN BUS ORDEAL: TRAPPED ALL ALONE'
N.Y. Daily News: 'Dumped via Facebook?'
N.Y. Times: 'Crime Ring Accused of 82 Fraudulent Home Sales'
Wall Street Journal: 'Bharara Seen as U.S. Attorney Pick'
N.Y. Daily News: 'Another billion in N.Y. woe'
N.Y. Post: 'BLACK SUNDAY VERDICT SECRET'
N.Y. Daily News: 'A-Rod crawls back to Cynthia, and Madonna's not happy'
N.Y. Times: 'A Hollywood Sequel for Michigan Workers'
N.Y. Post: 'BOOST FOR CITY TEACHERS, COPS'
N.Y. Times: 'Uncovering the Perks of Albany's Fallen G.O.P.'
N.Y. Times: 'The Recession Takes Down a Yacht Club'
N.Y. Post: 'ALOMAR: EX OFF BASE'
N.Y. Post: 'TAIL OF JUSTICE IN DOG KILLING'
N.Y. Times: 'An Officer Is Accused of Beating a Suspect'
N.Y. Post: 'ANDY TAKES SLY POKE AT PATERSON'
Wall Street Journal: "Fed Faces Constraints In Market-Revival Role"
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