Earth Day Is Sunday! Here's What To Do!
*Ride your bike. It works for me! I could give a shit about the environment, but if it's helping, I have no problem with that. In fact, I'm willing to accept all prizes.
*Recycle something. Even an old boyfriend. Everything--and everyone--is reusable once you've gotten over the initial thrill.
*Plant a tree. (But not near my building, please. I don't want to encourage any more squirrels running around and crapping all over the place, thereby lowering the real estate values.)
*Turn off all the lights in your apartment and use a candle. That's how they did it in the old days (though they didn't even have lights to turn off). Sound stupid? Yeah, but think of your next Con Ed bill.
*Eat dirt. It's no worse than McDonald's, and much better for the environment.
*Lay down on a Central Park road and kiss it, yelling, "I love you, earth!" Then roll out of the way fast when a car starts coming.
Get the ICYMI: Today's Top Stories Newsletter Our daily newsletter delivers quick clicks to keep you in the know
Catch up on the day's news and stay informed with our daily digest of the most popular news, music, food and arts stories in New York, delivered to your inbox.