Even a Caveman Can Do the Math
His company has made millions with a lizard as spokesman, but Warren Buffett is no Gordon Gekko.
The barely fictional Wall Street character that won Michael Douglas an Oscar was famous for saying, "Greed is good."
At a $4,600-a-seat Manhattan fundraiser for Hillary Clinton on Tuesday, Buffett blasted the outrageous U.S. tax system in ways that few other billionaires do.
Some news outlets reported Buffett's wonderful dig at George W. Bush:
That Reuters story noted that Hillary — who has spent a lot of time with the super-rich, including, pardon her husband, Denise Rich — mostly kept quiet, something she's getting skilled at doing. She has too much fundraising to do to start blasting the rich as Buffett did.
Unfortunately, you have to go overseas for the best story on Buffett's homily to the fellow rich. Under the blaring headline "Buffett blasts system that lets him pay less tax than secretary," Tom Bawden of the Times (U.K.) writes this morning:
Even a caveman can do the math.
Yes, Buffett is so rich from GEICO and a slew of other companies that he can afford not to be greedy. Shares of his holding company, Berkshire Hathaway, are going for $107,000 each, and he owns more than 3 million shares. Nevertheless, he often says things that you don't have be a Junior Achievement member to love.
His folksy annual letters to Berkshire shareholders are rich, even for those of us who aren't. The wealthy are so fond of quoting Ronald Reagan, but the idiosyncratic Buffett taps a different vein. In his 2006 letter, speaking of "giant-company managers" he admires, Buffett picked the one Reagan quote that summed up his presidency and could easily apply to George Bush Jr. as well. Buffett wrote:
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