Ever Do a UPS Man?
Some years ago, this rather swarthy, sweaty UPS man named Steve would come to my door, with a few buttons undone, and...Nope, that's enough about me, people. That's about all I want to tell of that particular story!
Instead, I want to quickly change gears and find about your frisky exploits with men in brown uniforms.
Have you ever done a UPS man?
Have they ever lingered a few seconds after delivering your package, as it were?
Have you ever invited them in for yet more signings on the dotted line?
Isn't the whole thing straight out of a really hot porn film?
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