Expressions I Don't Want To Hear In 2013

Expressions I Don't Want To Hear In 2013

For the new year, let's ban the following utterances, especially when they're aimed at me.

"Old!"

"Tired!"

"Fat bastard!"

"Paunchy perv!"

"Bad taste!"

"Yawn!"

"Idiot! Moron! Idiotic Moron!"

"Your opinion is wrong!"

"Irrelevant!"

"Conflicted and self loathing!"

Kindly scrap all of those words from your lexicon in our daily dealings.

If you want to aim them at a Gay Republican, however....

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