Eye's TV Weak in Review
House of Carters: Notorious Carter pop visits the kids; looks like electrocuted Peter Cetera.
Dancing with the Stars: Fan favorite and NFL Hall-of-Famer Emmitt Smith beats out Saved by the Bell's A.C. Slater as Lord of the Dance. Slater's partner/possible fuck buddy refers to Slater as "her castle."
South Park: Because a show can never have too many Crocodile Hunter jokes. This week, a little boy's chance of beating cancer is directly tied to his pee-wee hockey team winning the big game. Team coach Stan is warned that if the match is lost "that boy is going to die faster than Steve Irwin in a tank of stingrays."
The O.C.: In this week's O.C. Deathwatch, Cagefighting Ryan is replaced with Let's Get Physical Ryan! Episode opens with a Ryan-running-along-the-beach montage to the tune of R.E.M.'s "Orange Crush." Made Eye yearn for the days of Rooney.
Get the ICYMI: Today's Top Stories Newsletter
Catch up on the day's news and stay informed with our daily digest of the most popular news, music, food and arts stories in New York, delivered to your inbox.