Eye's TV Weak in Review
House of Carters: Notorious Carter pop visits the kids; looks like electrocuted Peter Cetera.
St. John's Red Storm Men's Basketball vs. Georgetown Hoyas Men's Basketball
TicketsSat., Feb. 25, 12:00pm
NJMEA All-State Symphonic Band, Wind Ensemble & Women's Choir
TicketsSat., Feb. 25, 3:00pm
New Jersey Devils vs. New York Rangers
TicketsSat., Feb. 25, 5:00pm
TicketsSat., Feb. 25, 6:30pm
Dancing with the Stars: Fan favorite and NFL Hall-of-Famer Emmitt Smith beats out Saved by the Bell's A.C. Slater as Lord of the Dance. Slater's partner/possible fuck buddy refers to Slater as "her castle."
South Park: Because a show can never have too many Crocodile Hunter jokes. This week, a little boy's chance of beating cancer is directly tied to his pee-wee hockey team winning the big game. Team coach Stan is warned that if the match is lost "that boy is going to die faster than Steve Irwin in a tank of stingrays."
The O.C.: In this week's O.C. Deathwatch, Cagefighting Ryan is replaced with Let's Get Physical Ryan! Episode opens with a Ryan-running-along-the-beach montage to the tune of R.E.M.'s "Orange Crush." Made Eye yearn for the days of Rooney.
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