Favorite Down Home Expressions From Southern Illinois

"My name is Karl, but you can call me tonight!"

"I swear to Goat!"

"I get those in BULK!"

"Shut your hole; mine's making money!"

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"And which dwarf are you?"

"Save the song and dance for Broadway, bitch!"

"For those who have teeth, we have apples!"

"Cheater, Cheater, Compulsive eater!"

"Look, they took a varmint and taught it to speak!"

"I smell a mess!"

"Friends don't let friends live in Brooklyn!"

By the way, these are all from the funny new book My Brother Married My Sister. Where Do I Sit? by Karl B. Daniel and Bradley J. Provines.

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