Five-Star Gay Hotel to Open in New York!
Any hotel I stay at automatically becomes a five-star gay hotel, but now a REAL one is scheduled for New York for spring 2011. It's courtesy of the Spanish hotelier Axel Corporation and--this is a shock, folks--it will be located in Hell's Kitchen!
But just what does a gay hotel consist of?
Ten times more towels than a regular hotel?
Lady Gaga pumped into the pink elevator?
A steam room on every floor?
An ex-gay wing where a Christian tries to convert you with one hand while grabbing for your genitals with the other?
Rear entry all night long?
Gosh, I don't know. Let's just wait till it opens and meet by the continental breakfast tray of croisssants and cock rings.
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