Foreskins Are Saving Lives!

Next time you're face to face with an uncut, cheesy noodle, don't scoff!

That thing could be medically useful!

Or at the very least cosmetically so.

According to research, human foreskin fibroblasts can be used to help restore cells for everyone from diabetics to burn victims.

And I'm not surprised.

I happen to know several people who've been helped all their lives by human foreskins.

Whenever they come across one, they rub it all over their face and they feel better every time!

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