Four Hot Guys Dressed As Gladiators
That's really all you need to know about this photo, especially since it's all I do know.
The kids over at datalounge.com are speculating that maybe it's a shot of extras from Spartacus or perhaps the chorus from the Metroplitan Opera's latest all-beef production of Il Trovatore.
Or maye they were the presenters at the Adult Video Awards.
In any case, they've suddenly become the four horsemen of my apocalypse.
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