Free Fleshlights Given Out At Fleshbot Awards
A Fleshlight looks sort of like a flashlight, except it unscrews to reveal a simulated vagina that you ... well, as Joan Crawford said to Christina, "You figure it out!"
And since Fleshlights sponsored the Fleshbot awards for sexy pop culture, held at the Highline Ballroom on Friday night, we all got one!
Which is exactly why I went (I need a Christmas gift for my parish priest), plus I wanted to hang out with Brian Moylan from Fleshbot's sister site Gawker and also get interviewed by Murray Hill for his new U.K. TV show segment.
The awards were breezy, dirty fun, especially when winner Joanna Angel (above) told the crowd, "I had no idea that getting gangbanged on camera could lead to magazines and movies and even one time as a correspondent on Fox News."
Speaking of which, I heard later that night that Mike Woods, the charming Fox 5 weatherman, was spotted at the Monster last night, where it always rains men.
In unrelated straight news, someone told me they heard that Marcia Gay Harden is separated from her husband.
And soon enough I'll be separated from my Fleshlight. Off to the rectory I go.
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