There's an old game that pervs play called "Fuck-Marry-Kill," where someone comes up with three names of either celebs or people you know, and you decide which one of the three you'd like to fuck, which one you'd marry, and which one you'd kill.

Well, we don't believe in actual violence here at LDM, so let me amend that devilish little pastime to the more family-friendly "Fuck-Marry-Slap-On-The-Wrist."

And here are your choices: Adam Lambert, Chace Crawford, and Robert Pattinson.

I personally would marry Chace, fuck Robert, and slap Adam.

And you?

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