Fuck vegetables? Hell, yeah!
PETA's banned video advises: Once you go broccoli, you never go back.
Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
NBC won't let PETA even try to ask that question, banning the animal-rights group's proposed Super Bowl ad campaign.
FOX News warns readers that the ads are too explicit, but go ahead and eat your vegetables any way you want.
Who needs a Super Bowl? Get out your salad bowl and watch the PETA ad undressed.
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