Gay Men Have Better Asses Than Straight Men
Not all of them, mind you, Certainly not me.
But generally, whenever I see a hot body, then glance down at the butt and it's tight and shapely, it's a gay man.
Conversely, when I spot a lovely torso, then lower my vision to a derriere that's either flabby or flat and nonexistent, I can tell it's a hetero.
Lock me up for stereotyping--I'm just speaking my behind.
Gay men happen to care more about how their butts look, for obvious reasons.
Get the ICYMI: Today's Top Stories Newsletter Our daily newsletter delivers quick clicks to keep you in the know
Catch up on the day's news and stay informed with our daily digest of the most popular news, music, food and arts stories in New York, delivered to your inbox.