Gay Men Have Better Asses Than Straight Men
Not all of them, mind you, Certainly not me.
But generally, whenever I see a hot body, then glance down at the butt and it's tight and shapely, it's a gay man.
Conversely, when I spot a lovely torso, then lower my vision to a derriere that's either flabby or flat and nonexistent, I can tell it's a hetero.
Lock me up for stereotyping--I'm just speaking my behind.
Gay men happen to care more about how their butts look, for obvious reasons.
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