Gays Set Betty White's Greatest Utterances To a Hip Hop Hit
"White Lines" was a song about coke abuse, but "Betty White Lines" is a new ditty about a far more addictive substance--upcoming SNL host and eternal Golden Girl Betty White!
The riotously funny yet loving homage has been compiled by the St. Olaf Glee Club--which looks to me like radio host Frank DeCaro, scribe Jim Colucci, and porn star Fredrick Ford--and spans such timeless Betty White gems as "Dorothy said you'd like something crotchless" and "You really are a douchebag!"
Best of all is the shot of Betty on the game show Password trying to guess the word "Beaver."
I wouldn't have gotten that in a million years.
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