Get Ready For The "Breastaurant"
Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill, a chain eatery in Texas, has just registered the term "breastaurant."
No, that doesn't mean it's a place where you can openly breast feed at your table. (Though I'd have to check Texas law to see if maybe it does mean that.)
It refers to the fact that the waitresses are jiggly, bazoomy babes who bring your burgers in a way that might be called deluxe.
So if anyone else is even considering calling their place a breastaurant, back off. The term's taken.
But if you're somehow itchin' to call your restaurant Chesticle Shack, I believe that one's completely available.
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