Go Away, Celebrity!
I don't wish any harm to celebrities -- normally -- but once in a while, I do pray they'd simply vanish into an early retirement, so we'd never have to deal with their bland, perky, tiresome antics (and surgery) ever again.
Don't you ever want to magically screech at your TV or movie screen, "Go away, celebrity!"?
I certainly do, so I'll start this hateful ball rolling.
Go away, Ryan Seacrest!
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