Goodbye LGBT Stereotypes in 2011
Let's start the new year try by throwing out all stereotypes about gay people--even the positive ones.
It'll help create a sparkling clean plate without any distasteful assumptions and generalizations.
Starting January 1st, it should be illegal to say or even feel that:
*All gays are good at styling, design, and cooking
*Gays are so sensitive, and that's why women love to be around them
*All gays go the gym in between doing crystal, steroids, and energy drinks
*All gay male couples consist of physical mirror images
*All lesbian couples consist of physical opposites
*Lesbians love cats, potpourri, and flannel shirts
*Lesbians move in on the second date
*Gay guys move out on the second date
*Drag queens are all bitchy
*Transsexuals and drag queens have nothing in common
*The main thing LGBTs want is to go in the military!
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