Gosh, I Hate To Say This About Avatar....
...seeing as it's the biggest movie in humankind and it's saving the movie biz and in fact the entire world with its lavish tale of indigenous humanoids.
But after the first 45 minutes of awe and wonder and profound feelings of "Hmm!" and "Wow, how'd they do that?" I have to say I was just a tiny bit BORED SHITLESS!!!
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