Gossiping Is Forbidden By The Bible!
We're all going to hell, kids!
And in my case it's OK, because a whole slew of washed-up sitcom and sketch-comedy "stars" have said I'm going there already, in a first-class seat.
Acording to this huff post piece countering smarmy little Kirk Cameron's bible-backed anti-gay rhetoric, there's a whole bunch of behavior that's forbidden by the good book, stuff that the haters tend to ignore as they go about their merry gay-baiting.
*Tattoos (Oh, no! Cher's going to hell!)
*Getting remarried after a divorce (Oh, no! Cher's going to hell!)
*Eating a ham sandwich (Oy.)
*And like I said, gossiping! (Anyone who talks about Cher is going to hell!)
Apparently, in Leviticus, it flat-out says, "Thou shalt not go up and down as talebearers among the people.
"Neither shalt thou stand against the blood of thy neighbors: I am the LORD."
Holy shit, I'm scared! No more gossiping for me!! Ever!
But can I at least occasionally have a ham and cheese omelette?
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