Help! I Can't Stop Eating Carbs!
My favorite things to eat all day and night are bread, bagels, pasta, rice, and potatoes.
All the starchiest things in the world, all filled with SHITLOADS of carbs.
I did some research and found that these foods are actually lower in fat than most other types of edibles, shockingly enough.
But I guess if you eat piles of them all day, all with high-fat toppings drizzled all over them, they cease to be such a dietetic delight.
I'm starting to look like something out of Precious.
And I have carb face!
Please help me stop this addiction. And don't even think of suggesting salads!
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