Help Me Think Of A New Name For Myself For 2013
With every new year, I grant myself a new appellation, just to mix things up and scare people a little.
Last year it was Joyce Purnick, but that didn't stick.
So this year I want something as catchy as a disease, but much more fun.
Here are the choices:
Hal "Soup Dumplings" Weinraub
DJ Princess Puffer
Jiminy "Da Man" Jenkins
Sir Jordan Almonds
Pumpkin Spice Latte Rockefeller III
Libby Libby Libby
Featuring Janelle Monae
MC Atticus Fingers
Lady Dolph Marmelstein
Joyce Purnick Jr.
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