Help Me Think Of A New Name For Myself For 2013

With every new year, I grant myself a new appellation, just to mix things up and scare people a little.

Last year it was Joyce Purnick, but that didn't stick.

So this year I want something as catchy as a disease, but much more fun.

Here are the choices:

Harriet Turtletaub

Hal "Soup Dumplings" Weinraub

Crack Bitch

DJ Princess Puffer

Jiminy "Da Man" Jenkins

Sir Jordan Almonds

Pumpkin Spice Latte Rockefeller III

Dennis Appointment

R. Leakage

Libby Libby Libby

Featuring Janelle Monae

MC Atticus Fingers

Lady Dolph Marmelstein

Samantha Barks

Joyce Purnick Jr.


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