Here I Am As Tan Mom!
Yesterday, I showed you my glorious visage as Angelina Jolie with her tres Jolie leg-out pose, as photographed by Santiago Felipe for my Voice cover story looking back on 2012.
Well, here comes moi as Patricia Krentcil, the whack job who looked like a California raisin, but who denied having brought her little daughter into the tanning booth with her--though at a gay bar appearance earlier this year, mama was far from Woman of the Year as she fell down drunk and got belligerent.
Meanwhile, I hope her little raisinette has smoothed out or she could become the victim of unwanted racial profiling!
Have a great new year--or if you're a total beast, have a great gnu year.
Photo: Santiago Felipe.
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