Hey, Bitches, I'm A Table!

Hey, Bitches, I'm A Table!

I've been a writer, a chocolate, a spokesman, a pirate, a pawn, and a king.

But now I'm a table!

In fact, I've been one ever since artist Anthony Zito did a quick impression of my face on top of one of those old dining-room tables and I got ahold of it, without a leg to stand on.

So come on, everybody!

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Line up and eat off my face!

Then eat off the one on the table, too!

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