'Homosexuals Are Ramming Their Perverted Vision for America'
Well, they're ramming something, that's for sure.
And the right-wing has deftly noticed.
This letter from Public Advocate begging for money to help stop the Student Non-Discrimination Act -- intercepted by a colleague of mine -- claims such legislature would result in misinformation and appalling restrictions of sacred rights.
So how do they attack it? With misinformation and appalling restrictions of sacred rights!
Check out the 1950s-style paranoia, lies, and propaganda and see if you feel like sending them money or maybe just a fresh batch of doggie diarrhea.
"Dear Pro-family American,
The Radical Homosexuals infiltrating the United States Congress have a plan:
Indoctrinate an entire generation of American children with pro-homosexual propaganda and eliminate traditional values from American society.
Their ultimate dream is to create a new America based on sexual promiscuity in which the values you and I cherish are long forgotten.
I hate to admit it, but if they pass the deceptively named 'Student Non-Discrimination Act,' that's exactly what they'll do.
Better named the 'Homosexual Classrooms Act,' its chief advocate in Congress is Rep. Jared Polis, himself an open homosexual and radical activist.
That's why I need you to act quickly -- right away -- to protect our nation's youth.
I have prepared the official 'Protect Our Children's Innocence' Petition to Congress for you to sign.
You and I must defeat this disastrous legislation.
You see, the Homosexual Classrooms Act contains a laundry list of anti-family provisions that will:
*Require schools to teach appalling homosexual acts so 'homosexual students' don't feel 'singled out' during already explicit sex-ed classes;
*Spin impressionable students in a whirlwind of sexual confusion and misinformation, even peer pressure to 'experiment' with the homosexual 'lifestyle;'
*Exempt homosexual students from punishment for propositioning, harassing, or even 'sexually assaulting their classmates', as part of their specially-protected right to 'freedom of self-expression;'
*Force private and even religious schools to teach a pro-homosexual curriculum and purge any reference to religion if a student claims it creates a 'hostile learning environment' for homosexual students.
And that's just the beginning of the Homosexual Lobby's radical agenda.
In fact, it will set them up to ram through their entire perverted vision for a homosexual America.
My friend, I'm sure I don't have to tell you this is not a fight we can afford to lose.
This is a battle for the survival of American values, and the fact is, there's no time to waste.
The Homosexual Classrooms Act will turn America's schools into indoctrination centers and its classrooms into social laboratories -- and they're pulling out all the stops to pass it.
The Homosexual Lobby knows that if pro-family Americans like you and me have time to alert the public of their radical agenda, they'll have no hope of success.
They made that mistake last year, and you and I had enough time to kill this bill.
This year, they won't make the same mistake and have successfully kept everything under wraps -- for now.
I've developed a massive program to launch the second they try to push this bill through -- mail, email, phones, and even radio and TV ads.
But that's only possible with your support.
None of these things are cheap.
That's why I need your generous contribution..."
You know the rest.
Anyway, the letter is signed Eugene Delgaudio, President, Public Advocate of the U.S.
Just to spite him, I'm not going to ask him to be my plus one for the Black Party!
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