Hot Body, Bad Face: What Do You Do?
Do you gag or gobble?
That's the question Popular Publicity NYC just posed to various "gaylebrities" like myself for a holiday survey, and the answers are diverse but hilarious.
Some of the best ...
"Yes, I'd go for it. My bed has really nice pillows for him to bite."
"Never let a little bit of ugly keep you from a big, happy dick."
And of course:
"Hot guys with busted faces is why God invented doggy style!"
The next survey, I hope, will be: What about guys with bad bodies and busted faces?
I don't see any problem with that, as long as they get free theater tickets.
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