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How Is NYC Suddenly The Most Dangerous Place To Live?

How Is NYC Suddenly The Most Dangerous Place To Live?

So wonders drag star Vodka Stinger, who certainly has a point.

And Vodka elaborates:

"Hurricanes, nor'easters, terrorist attacks, earthquakes, tourists....

"It's all too much!"

It's true.

A formerly sane town where we were always free to pursue our goals and live lives full of positive excitement and activity has become a captive community hectored by all sorts of natural and unnatural disasters that have rendered us battered and traumatized.

It's like we're suddenly Florida meets Thailand, with a hint of Israel!

But as Vodka also points out:

"At least we don't have a President who believes he'll get his own planet when he dies.

"I'll take it."


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