How Long Before The Inevitable Adam Lambert-Susan Boyle Duet?
As the attached editorial reminds us, both Adam Lambert and Susan Boyle were supposed to win their respective televised talent contests, but both were sent packing (Boyle, sadly enough, to a hospital, where they can detox the fame right out of her while scrubbing the f-word out of her mouth).
So as soon as she's released and Adam wipes the tears from his makeup...a duet? Those two would be genius together! They'd probably come in second in a duetting contest!
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