How Much Innuendo Can You Read Into This One Celebrity Item?
It's a HollyScoop story titled: HUGH JACKMAN STARSTRUCK BY JOHN TRAVOLTA.
And it goes something like this:
"Hugh Jackman is a big-time Hollywood star who we're assuming NEVER gets starstruck, because he's the one doing the star-striking (Is that a word? Nevermind) but there is one A-lister who had Hugh a little tongue-tied.
"Yesterday at the SAG Awards in Los Angeles, Hollyscoop asked Hugh which fellow actor has him starstruck and he told us, 'John Travolta.'
"Interesting choice, we did not see that one coming, especially since Hugh starred opposite John in the 2001 film Swordfish.
"This isn't the only surprising news to come out of Hugh's mouth recently. Hugh just told UK newspaper The Sun that his wife Deborra-Lee Furness likes him to dress up in costume sometimes.
" 'She likes me coming home in costume because it makes her feel like she's having an affair'," Hugh revealed.
"Well, I'm sure Hugh getting home from work dressed as Wolverine is never a bad thing.
"He didn't specify which costumes his wife likes, only that she likes it when he comes 'home in costume,' so, do you think he ever dresses up like his celebrity crush John Travolta?
"Too far? Hey, we wouldn't object to Hugh coming home dressed as John Travolta in Grease, as long as he's got the moves to go with it!
"Speaking of starstruck, Bradley Cooper once told HS that he's starstruck by Hugh Jackman. It's a never-ending cycle of man-crushing apparently?"
Find any innuendo there? Or were you too busy fantasizing about how you want all the above mentioned male stars way up innuendo?
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