How to Throw a Party in 2011: Get Naked!
Or at least semi-naked, as in the splashy hotel pool party that's just come back, according to this week's column.
CLICK HERE for the link.
Come on, this place is the best dive in town, ba-dum-pum.
I also generously divulge other ways to throw a worthwhile event in the year of the comeback:
Have Brooke Shields tell her life story -- all of it, honey.
Get Olympia Dukakis to play a bizarre Southern diva with neuralgia and a kabuki act.
And arrange for free food, drinks, and a gift bag with no strings attached -- plus a doorman who can find my name, please!
(Pool party photos by Native NYker/RantsThoughtsMerde.com)
Get the ICYMI: Today's Top Stories Newsletter
Catch up on the day's news and stay informed with our daily digest of the most popular news, music, food and arts stories in New York, delivered to your inbox.