I Discussed Gay Marriage on Olbermann
Last night, I was on MSNBC's Countdown With Keith Olbermann and talked with substitute host David Shuster about that Miss USA contestant's remarks about gay marriage and Rudy Giuliani's too, linking them both in ignominy.
About the pageant dummo, I said that telling judge Perez Hilton you're exclusively for straight marriage is like telling Susan Boyle you're in favor of eyebrow waxing.
As for Rudy, I said he could give the girl tips in how to more convincingly look like a transsexual, adding that after a long day of fighting gay marriage, he probably goes to his country home and snuggles with his livestock.
Witty stuff. You don't have to marry it--just give it a whirl
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