I Hate Movies And Will Never See Another One! Here's Why!
Check out my hot new column, which is the latest addition to my "Why I Hate ..." series that's sweeping the nation.
This one deals with:
*The horror of 3-D used for films that don't really warrant it (or don't even take advantage of it)!
*The sequels to films you didn't want in the first place!
*The absurdity of the Oscars' Best Song category, a cavalcade of hitlessness!
*The nuttiness of Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, and even some people who weren't in The Tourist!
*The omnipresence of three hardworking actors who need to rest their nerves -- and ours, too!
*The poignancy of those Twilight actors valiantly trying to make other movies.
*And the fact that you're forced to sit there and watch commercials while you could have stayed home and fast-forwarded through them for free!
Don't get me started.
Just read this hilarious and incisive column before it gets turned into a movie.
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