I Have To Lose 16 Pounds By Monday
Well, maybe not have to, but I definitely want to.
Or even 12 pounds by Tuesday.
So what do I do?
Cut out carbs, sugar, and everything else I like?
Not eat anything at all, so I won't even have to blow chunks?
Get head-to-toe lipo?
Cut my nails?
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