"I Pissed and Peed and I Dribbled It In...
"And he swallowed every drop with a cheerful grin.
And we got married in the summer by the salty sea.
But love doesn't last when its based on pee."
Then you'll love comic/singer Jessica Delfino, who wrote and sang that pisser of a song on her last CD, the (water) sporty sociopolitical romp I Want To Be Famous.
And according to Wikipedia, her talents also include playing a "guitar, flying V ukelele, and a rape whistle."
The woman is a one-person citizen's band! Especially her mouth and her flowing V!
But let me toot her horn a little. Along with fellow funny ladies Steph Sabelli and Diane O'Debra, Delfino does a monthly Skits 'N' Tits revue at Bowery Poets Cafe (308 Bowery).
The next one is April 14 at 10 PM.
After a few drinks, maybe she'll meet you in the loo.
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