If Angelina Was A Man....
She'd look exactly like this.
I've performed some computer wizardry, with the help of several technological experts, and come up an image representing what the superstar would look like if she'd been born Angelo instead.
Actually, it's a photo of her brother, James Haven, the one she made out with.
Happy birthday, Angelo..I mean James.
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