If Carnie Wilson Married Reeve Carney...

She'd be Carnie Carney.

Yes, it's time for the imaginary hookup game again.

The one where you put two celebs together at the altar just so one of them can end up with a hilarious name.

I'll grant you a few other ones for free:

If Candy Spelling married Roseanne Barr, she'd be Candy Barr.

If Sam Neill married Will.i.am, he'd be Sam I Am.

If Russell Crowe married Hallie Foote and Daisy Foote, they'd be Crowe's Feet.

Come on, help me out here.

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