If I Owned a Restaurant...
All the courses on the menu would be named after celebrities, duh.
As a starry-eyed customer, you would start your meal with some delicious Jane Fondue, either cheese or chocolate.
Your entrée would be a yummy Kevin Bacon-Lettuce-and-Tomato Sandwich, topped with generous amounts of Virginia Mayo.
For dessert, you'd enjoy a slice of Fiona Apple Pie--or maybe some Halle Berry--sprinkled with Reese Witherspoon's Pieces, or you might just want to go with the Apple Brown Betty White.
And you'd wash it all down with a heaping cup of coffee laced with Skim Cattrall.
Would you come visit and put all the stars in your mouth?
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