If You Thought Ted Was Creepy, Here's A Christian Teddy Bear That Brainwashes Your Child

John Hagee's ministries came up with this:

A Promises To Grow On audio player, which is basically a cute little bedside teddy bear that "gives you the opportunity to saturate your child in an environment of scriptures selected for them."

Among the disingenous messages that spout from the back of the bear:

"Love is patient. Love is kind. Love does not envy...Love is not proud."

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I guess it costs extra to get "Gays are bad" and "Women don't have the right to control their bodies."

Thanks to the Christian Nightmares site for the tip.

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