I'm A-Comin' To Montreal!
Rumor has it that I'm making a personal appearance this Friday at 10 PM at the Succo Lounge (you heard me) of the Opus hotel on the corner of St. Laurent and Sherbrooke. I will be meeting and greeting whoever the heck shows up, and I just KNOW it's gonna be more festive than when I hosted gay pride in Allentown Pa. and was greeted with nonplused grimaces from funnel-caked mouths. So if you live in Montreal--or know anyone that does--let's all have a big party in the lobby lounge, then we'll move en masse to the strip clubs. But quick--someone teach me French! Or at least Greek!
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