I'm A Table! Eat Off Me!
I was once a drop earring.
I'm about to be a T-shirt.
And perhaps most usefully of all, I'm a dining room table!
The table was painted years ago by the fast and furiously on target Antony Zito and the small figures are by John Ross.
Come by for din din and eat it off my smirk.
PS: Yes, I've run this item before, but not with this great a photo. Next step: I want to be a chaise lounge.
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