I'm Appearing With Rosemary's Baby Tomorrow Night!
Not the baby itself.
He's all grown up now and working for the Tea Party.
I mean the movie, that classic 1968 Polanski horror fest starring Mia Farrow as the unwitting recipient of the devil seed from hell, thanks to being neighbors with that cute little Satan shill Ruthie Gordon.
Drag queen Hedda Lettuce is presenting the film at the Chelsea Clearview tomorrow night at 7 p.m., and as part of the ominous proceedings, I'll be on hand to be interviewed onstage by Ms. Lettuce and hawk my book one more time.
I guess Fork on the Left ... is my very own devil's spawn.
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