I'm Calling Bingo Numbers Tonight!
And I'm not even in a rest home yet!
Linda Simpson and Murray Hill enlisted me to help them call Bingo at the Hotel Chantelle, to benefit the Ali Forney Center (whose drop-in center was devastated by the hurricane).
Though my ultimate dream is to MC shuffleboard on an AARP cruise, I thought this would be sexy and funny and even charitable, so I'm whipping up all sorts of B-9 jokes as we speak.
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